Blockchain in Dire Need of Daily Affirmation Following 51 Percent Attack

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Blockchain in Dire Need of Daily Affirmation Following 51 Percent Attack

He just needs to remember that he's good enough, he's smart enough, and doggone it, people do like him.

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Back in January, hackers pulled off the once unthinkable: They gained control of more than 50 percent of Ethereum Classic’s blockchain network, proving that with enough computing power, blockchain can (and decidedly will) get hacked.

Sadly, Blockchain has been struggling with this realization ever since. He was supposed to be invincible, after all. The next big thing in finance, the Internet, contracts, cloud storage, social networking, encrypted messaging, proof of ownership, voting, real estate, and even food safety.  

But now he’s seeing tweets like the one below, and he could really use a hug.

Poor Blockchain

Thankfully, though, Blockchain has found someone to help him get his self-esteem back on track, a caring nurturer and member of several 12-step programs (though not a licensed therapist).

What follows is the transcript of their most recent session:

Mr. Smalley (Blockchain’s pseudo-therapist): Believe me, I know what it’s like laying there awake with all those tapes rolling. 'I’m a fraud. Tomorrow I’m going to be exposed for what I am, a big imposter. I just want to curl up, and lay in bed all day, and eat fig Newtons.'

Blockchain: Something like that.

Mr. Smalley: Right. Well, Blockchain, those negative thoughts are your critical inner voice saying those things to you, and I want you to replace those negative thoughts with something positive. A daily affirmation.

Blockchain: Affirmation?

Mr. Smalley: Yes, now look in the mirror. Come on, don’t look at me. Only you can help you. That’s it. Say, ‘hello, Blockchain.’

Blockchain: Hello, Blockchain.

Mr. Smalley: I don’t have to be the most secure technology out there.

Blockchain: [hesitantly repeats]

Mr. Smalley: I don’t have to be the cornerstone of all future business and industry.

Blockchain: [more confidently repeats]

Mr. Smalley: All I have to be is the best Blockchain I can be.

Blockchain: [repeats as smile streaks across face]

Mr. Smalley: Because I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.

Blockchain: [repeats as tears of relief soak shirt]


If you were as moved by Mr. Smalley’s inspiring words as we were, you really should check out the video below of another session he did a few years back. It was singlehandedly responsible for his client becoming the superstar we know him as today.

Here’s hoping that Blockchain, too, gets it together.

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