We've got another batch of Cube Drone comics for your entertainment. Find out what developers are really saying when they tell a customer that their codebase looks like a "quick-to-market prototype." Plus, a new build engineer character arrives.
Campaign of Misinformation
I love including the phrase "artesanal cheeses" in things.
It's like ra-i-aaaaaaaaaaaaaain On your wedding day
Look, your entire codebase is one PHP file and an 18000-line switch statement. You're saving passwords in cleartext, and saving everything to one giant document in MongoDB, which the client can access at will. We need to find the last person who worked on this codebase and burn them in effigy. It's the only way.
The Fix is In
That terrible Bash thing is derived from a true story that is also terrible. The brave buildsman responsible is still alive, but at what terrible cost to his sanity?
But who builds the build code?