Men don't understand women, or so my wife tells me when I'm actually listening. Women are even harder for most geeks for grok. So when I was going through the HTML response codes, I noted that some of them could be used by a women when a man uses a pickup line on her.
Ladies, won't it be great to get your point across easily and with no confusion? Men are clueless and can't take a hint. Now there won't be any more mixed signals. Keep the guys you want and get rid of the rest.
Men, we're good with numbers, right? We are men after all. But women? Do we ever know what they really want? No means yes. Yes means no. A or B? No! It's secret option C! WiFi encryption was easier to crack. But we're the Japanese navy and they're the Navajos. So, wouldn't it be great if if we could get clear and meaningful responses from them? Why waste time with a girl who doesn't dig us when Miss Right
could just be around the corner.
Great! Now that we're all in agreement, I present...
The Female HTTP Response Codes for Male Advances
| Response Code
||HTTP Meaning|| What Women Mean
||Buy me another drink.
||OK! Let's dance!
||Don't go away just yet.
||I'm an airhead. Don't expect much conversation.
||Have you met my friends?
||I'm giving you my number, but it's fake.|
||Call me later.
||Talk to the hand!
||Your pickup line sucked. Go away.
||Not while my boyfriend is watching.
||I'm a hooker.
||My religion prevents me from talking to you.
||Who are you talking to?
||Move along, loser.|
||Dude, I haven't got all day!
||Can't you see I'm on a date?
||You must be this long to ride this ride.
||Would it kill you to take a shower and put on some nice clothes?|
||Request Too Large||Lose some weight, tubby.
||Request Too Long||Whoa! Back off there, Seabiscuit!|
||Request Not Satisfiable||I don't swing that way.
||I'm really a guy.
||I'm wearing a chastity belt.
||Come back when you drive a Porsche.
||Internal Server Error
||I'm rebooting the Ovarian Operating System, if you know what I mean.|
||Bandwidth Limit Exceeded
||Shut up already!
||Come back when you're happy to see me.