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Engineering Joke of the Week: The Frog

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Engineering Joke of the Week: The Frog

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A young engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful Princess, I will stay with you for one week.” The young engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a Princess, I’ll stay with you for a month and do Anything you want.” Again the young engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally the frog asked, “What is it? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful Princess, that I’ll stay with you for a month and do Anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?”

The engineer said, “Look, I’m an engineer. I don’t have time for girlfriends now, but a talking frog is really cool.”

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