SQL Server Trick: Circumvent Missing ORDER BY Clause

SQL Server is known to have a very strict interpretation of the SQL standard. For instance, the following expressions or statements are not possible in SQL Server:

-- Get arbitrarily numbered row_numbers
SELECT ROW_NUMBER() OVER ()
 
-- Skip arbitrary rows
SELECT a
FROM (VALUES (1), (2), (3), (4)) t(a)
OFFSET 3 ROWS

Strictly speaking, that limitation makes sense because the above ROW_NUMBER() or OFFSET expressions are non-deterministic. Two subsequent executions of the same query might produce different results. But then again, any ORDER BY clause is non-deterministic, if you do not order by a strictly UNIQUE expression, such as a primary key.

So, that’s a bit of a pain, because other databases aren’t that strict and after all, you might just not care about explicit ordering for a quick, ad-hoc query, so a “reasonable”, lenient default would be useful.

Constant ORDER BY clauses don’t work

You cannot add a constant ORDER BY clause to window functions either. I.e.:

-- This doesn't work:
SELECT ROW_NUMBER() OVER (ORDER BY 'a')
 
-- But this does!
SELECT a
FROM (VALUES (1), (2), (3), (4)) t(a)
ORDER BY 'a'
OFFSET 3 ROWS

Note that ORDER BY 'a' uses a constant VARCHAR expression, not a numeric one, as that would be generating column-reference-by-index expressions, which would be non-constant in the second example.

Random column references don’t work

So you’re thinking that you can just add a random column reference? Sometimes you can, but often you cannot:

-- This doesn't work:
SELECT ROW_NUMBER() OVER (
  ORDER BY [no-column-available-here]
)
 
-- But this does!
SELECT a
FROM (VALUES (1), (2), (3), (4)) t(a)
ORDER BY a
OFFSET 3 ROWS

The above examples show that you do not always have a column reference available in any given SQL expression. There is no useful column that you could refer to from the ROW_NUMBER() function. At the same time, you can write ORDER BY a in the second example, but only if a is a “comparable” value, i.e. not a LOB, such as text or image.

Besides, as we don’t really care about the actual ordering, is it worth ordering the result set by anything at all? Do you happen to have an index on a?

Quasi-constant ORDER BY expressions do work

So, to stay on the safe side, if ever you need a dummy ORDER BY expression in SQL Server, use a quasi-constant expression, like @@version (or @@language, or any of these). The following will always work:

-- This always works:
SELECT ROW_NUMBER() OVER (ORDER BY @@version)
 
-- So does this:
SELECT a
FROM (VALUES (1), (2), (3), (4)) t(a)
ORDER BY @@version
OFFSET 3 ROWS

From the upcoming jOOQ 3.4, we’ll also generate such synthetic ORDER BY clauses that will help you simplify writing vendor-agnostic SQL in these edge-cases, as we believe that you simply shouldn’t think of these things all the time.