Last month, @ThePracticalDev asked people on Twitter for typical things programmers say:
There were a lot of great answers. Here are my favorites:
It works on my machine.
It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.
How hard can it be?
How did that even work in the first place?
I don’t see anything in the logs.
I’m guessing it’s an issue on their side.
Probably some kind of permissions issue.
That’s a known issue.
We don’t support that.
No, I don’t know how long it’s going to take.
Actually, it has always been like that.
Have you tried it with Chrome or Firefox?
It should work now.
But that’s not how you told me it should work.
Well, there’s your problem right there.
Working as intended.
I mean, everything’s possible...
That will never happen.
Shouldn’t take too long.
Cheap, fast, high quality. Pick any two.
It’s 90% done.
This is just a temporary fix
You’re doing it wrong
That’s a code smell.
I thought we fixed this!
Yes, but does it scale?
Words and Expressions
Turtles all the way down